For my 100th post (but not 100th review) I have suffered through the latest Will Smith movie. If Will Smith shit out a yellow turd the movie goers would think he was giving them gold.
Hancock's premise is somewhat inetresting. A drunken superhero who causes destruction and doesn't care about being a superhero. We could have fun this idea.
Instead they fuck it all up with the lamest plot twist to ever hit the big screen. And you know what I'm going to ruin it for you because if fucking Ebert can spoil the entire film of Wall-e then I can spoil this piece of shit.
HANCOCK IS A GOD DAMN ANGEL WHO LOST HIS MEMORY BECAUSE OF THERONS CHARACTER, THEY BECOME WEAK WHEN NEAR EACH OTHER AND ARE THE LAST 2 ANGELS ON EARTH.
There you go. Now you can save your two hours of life. Granted the first hour isn't too bad, almost enjoyable if everything wasn't in the preview and speaking of previews. Why is it the chubby kid in the preview that is tossed in the air "normal" but in the film he's totally French and a total asshole?
So there you have it. Will Smith's big blockbuster suckfest of 2008. Please avoid it but the film has already made over 100mil so what does it matter now, keep eating your shit films America....
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 1/5
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