Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Return to Sleepaway Camp (advance bonus review)

The original Sleepaway Camp films weren't very good. Mediocre at best and the original was only good for it's shocker ending which still haunts everyone to this day.

The original director is back for this film, which was filmed near me actually and I never knew. The problem with the film is that it not only stays true to the 80's feel of the originals but it lacks anything redeeming.

The gore is okay, only two deaths stuck out. One involving bunk beds (which could have been done better) and a Jeep death. The problem is that the deaths feel way to complicated to be possible to pull off on the spur of the moment. The Jeep one is rather complex and I can't fathom how it happened.

Fans will enjoy some cameos but the filsm biggest flaw is the questionable killer. Could the killer eb the fat annoying retard, at least I think he is retarded? Well, it doesn't matter because he is so annoying I wanted to burn the movie and every copy of it.

My other problem is the ending. The twist is so predictable that the retard mentioned in the last paragraph could have seen it coming from the first possible point. Oh well...

Entertainment Value - 1/5

movie - 0/5

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