This is my official last review of 2008. A DTV might slip in, or a limited release or an advance review but this is it folks. The final 2008 film release review. And what's funny is the fact that I didn't want to see this movie.
I dislike Owen Wilson with a passion. To look at him I become annoyed so right there the film had that going against it. Plus everyone ruined the ending for em so I knew what was to come and cursed the parents dragging there small children to this.
DEAR PARENTS,
This film contains skinny dipping and baby making. It's not for your god damn pre-schoolers. Yes it has a fucking dog but don't be stupid cunts.
So anyway, the film is actually pretty good. It flows nicely for something that's almost 2 hours long. it tugs at the hear strings and Aniston gives a solid performance and WIlson is far from being overly annoying.
I'd actually recommend this one as either a rental or theatrical viewing but for the love of god don't bring your stupid children. It's not a movie for them.
So there you have it. Actually ended the year with a half way decent film. Way to go Fox!
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 4/5
NOTE: top 10 and bottom 10 film list to come in the enxt few days.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
The Spirit
I like Frank Miller a lot. Sin City is awesome and 300 was solid. However I know nothing about The Spirit. With that being said I must admit to it being a major let down.
Before you attempt to hunt me down and kill me, let me explain. While the cinematography is sweet, but when isn't it awesome when FM is involved. The script itself is so random and campy that I just didn't get that impression from the trailer.
The guy in front of me obviously read the graphic novel because he was laughing his ass off. Which is what kept waking me from my slumber.
The dialog is either bland or too over the top. Scarlett Johanson's character calling someone a fart isn't exactly amusing or intelligent. I did love her character though. Sam Jackson hams up his character to where it's unbearable to watch him on screen and he has a huge role.
So if you're looking for campy fun then go see the Spirit but right now I can't recommend it beyond a rental. Maybe on a future watching I can appreciate it more but it felt more like a DTV movie than a theatrical release.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5/5
Before you attempt to hunt me down and kill me, let me explain. While the cinematography is sweet, but when isn't it awesome when FM is involved. The script itself is so random and campy that I just didn't get that impression from the trailer.
The guy in front of me obviously read the graphic novel because he was laughing his ass off. Which is what kept waking me from my slumber.
The dialog is either bland or too over the top. Scarlett Johanson's character calling someone a fart isn't exactly amusing or intelligent. I did love her character though. Sam Jackson hams up his character to where it's unbearable to watch him on screen and he has a huge role.
So if you're looking for campy fun then go see the Spirit but right now I can't recommend it beyond a rental. Maybe on a future watching I can appreciate it more but it felt more like a DTV movie than a theatrical release.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5/5
Boogeyman 3 (Advance DTV review)
The first Boogeyman movie was rather shitty. The second was some how much worse than the first. I didn't really care to see this one but needed something to do.
It's not great mind you but I actually enjoyed watching it. I love the ending, I love the solution and the plot makes a little sense but really, I know our scream queen isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch but she should have realized things much sooner.
Gore was good, decent shower scenes and the acting was decent as well. I'd say it's worth a rental for any horror fans and it's easily the best in the series so far.
Entertainment value - 4/5
Movie - 3/5
It's not great mind you but I actually enjoyed watching it. I love the ending, I love the solution and the plot makes a little sense but really, I know our scream queen isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch but she should have realized things much sooner.
Gore was good, decent shower scenes and the acting was decent as well. I'd say it's worth a rental for any horror fans and it's easily the best in the series so far.
Entertainment value - 4/5
Movie - 3/5
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Bedtime Stories
The previews for this one looked pretty good. I use to like Sandler but a lot of his more recent stuff has really sucked or been way too average. I liked the diea that these two kids some how make what they say come to life and their dumb uncle tries to sue it to make his life better, despite telling the kids that there are no happy endings.
But of course there are and if you've seen the previews then you already know what will happen. Despite the cliches it's a mildly entertaining film that borrows from many other films. My biggest complaint with the film comes from Sandler. It's not that he is bad... Well, he is but it's because he says and does things that aren't something this character would do but are also overused Sandler-isms that we've heard him say and do a thousand times before.
So Sandler is obvious a one trick pony but that's okay ebcause the kids will enjoy this one. I can't recommend this one completely for a theatrical viewing but right now there isn't much out there for the kids so if you're heading to the tehater you could do much worse than this one.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 3/5
But of course there are and if you've seen the previews then you already know what will happen. Despite the cliches it's a mildly entertaining film that borrows from many other films. My biggest complaint with the film comes from Sandler. It's not that he is bad... Well, he is but it's because he says and does things that aren't something this character would do but are also overused Sandler-isms that we've heard him say and do a thousand times before.
So Sandler is obvious a one trick pony but that's okay ebcause the kids will enjoy this one. I can't recommend this one completely for a theatrical viewing but right now there isn't much out there for the kids so if you're heading to the tehater you could do much worse than this one.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 3/5
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
This was my #1 most wanted film for the end of the year. It was hyped to no end and while critics loved it, fellow movie goes seemed to have been bored by it.
I can't say that I was bored. But it does have some things in common with Forest Gump and I think that is why some find it boring. It's about a child who is born as an old man and goes into an adult but his aging is reversed.
Ultimately the film runs it's course (about 3 hours). The first half is the old version and the other half is the younger version. In between the story is read by a young girl who is with her mother during a hurricane.
The only problem I had was the ending which really makes little sense but that's okay because it's a beautiful film to watch, the acting is solid and it's an inetresting story. Sure it doesn't give us anything new outside of the gimmick of the age thing but it's a solid film and while not my favorite film of 2008, it might be in the top 10 of 2008.
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 4/5
I can't say that I was bored. But it does have some things in common with Forest Gump and I think that is why some find it boring. It's about a child who is born as an old man and goes into an adult but his aging is reversed.
Ultimately the film runs it's course (about 3 hours). The first half is the old version and the other half is the younger version. In between the story is read by a young girl who is with her mother during a hurricane.
The only problem I had was the ending which really makes little sense but that's okay because it's a beautiful film to watch, the acting is solid and it's an inetresting story. Sure it doesn't give us anything new outside of the gimmick of the age thing but it's a solid film and while not my favorite film of 2008, it might be in the top 10 of 2008.
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 4/5
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Wrestler (Limited Release)
Ah, another hyped Oscar contender. Maybe I'm blinded by something but while it's a really good film, I don't find MR's performance to be that grand of a thing. He does a great job mind you but his character is based on this semi-down to earth exwrestler who is just trying to be who he is.
It's a good story, really strong really and DA is one of my favorite directors so this had a high chance of being awesome for me. It does hold that Rocky vibe, maybe a mix of 1 and 6.
One thing I love is the ending. I won't ruin it but it seemed fitting in every way possible. A really good movie, top 10? Unsure right now but I do give this a high recommendation.
Entertainment Value - 4/5
Movie - 4.5/5
It's a good story, really strong really and DA is one of my favorite directors so this had a high chance of being awesome for me. It does hold that Rocky vibe, maybe a mix of 1 and 6.
One thing I love is the ending. I won't ruin it but it seemed fitting in every way possible. A really good movie, top 10? Unsure right now but I do give this a high recommendation.
Entertainment Value - 4/5
Movie - 4.5/5
Taken (Advance Review - due to hit US cinemas on 1-30-2009)
I had never heard of this film but someone mentioned it was coming out in the USA in theaters at the end of January 2009 so I figured I should just buy the dvd since it's out in the UK.
I like Liam Neeson. I think he's a great actor actually. He does a fine job here, as does everyone else. The girl who plays his daughter was very good too with her limited screen time.
The film is about a girl who is taken while traveling in Europe and thankfully her father has the skills, friends and the know how to find her but he only has 72 hours.
The film flows well. Lots of action, an interesting plot and frankly this film was better than the latest Bond film. I give this one a recommendation for a theatrical viewing when it hits US cinemas.
Entertainment Value - 4.5 /5
Movie - 4/5
I like Liam Neeson. I think he's a great actor actually. He does a fine job here, as does everyone else. The girl who plays his daughter was very good too with her limited screen time.
The film is about a girl who is taken while traveling in Europe and thankfully her father has the skills, friends and the know how to find her but he only has 72 hours.
The film flows well. Lots of action, an interesting plot and frankly this film was better than the latest Bond film. I give this one a recommendation for a theatrical viewing when it hits US cinemas.
Entertainment Value - 4.5 /5
Movie - 4/5
Valkyrie
My dislike of Tom Cruise is obvious if you know me. But I won't let such a thing ruin a good movie. Question is, is this a good movie?
Without a doubt it's a finely made film. The cinematography is top notch and hell, I'll admit it, even the acting is good all around. Even Cruise.
The thing is, the story wasn't all that compelling and maybe that's the problem with 2008. It's been a hit or miss year and frankly, most of the stories really haven't been worth telling.
It's a decent film, worth a viewing but the story itself did nothing for me. I've seen this same type of movie time and time again and it doesn't go above and beyond what has already been made. But still it's a pretty good film despite that.
Entertainment value - 3/5
movie - 4/5
Without a doubt it's a finely made film. The cinematography is top notch and hell, I'll admit it, even the acting is good all around. Even Cruise.
The thing is, the story wasn't all that compelling and maybe that's the problem with 2008. It's been a hit or miss year and frankly, most of the stories really haven't been worth telling.
It's a decent film, worth a viewing but the story itself did nothing for me. I've seen this same type of movie time and time again and it doesn't go above and beyond what has already been made. But still it's a pretty good film despite that.
Entertainment value - 3/5
movie - 4/5
Doubt
I saw the broadway play a few years ago and really didn't care for it. I dislike things that don't even attempt to give you a final answer.
Doubt is about a nun who think a priest is molesting a kid. And it's all about doubting yourself, your faith and just everything in general. The only thing this film does is create an interesting conversation piece, at least the play did anyway.
The film is filled with little clues and annoying shots that are never explained and left to the viewer to notice and make sense of. Why does a light bulb blow out? WHy are the windows open? What's the point of the pen?
If you look close enough you'll find the answers like the windows show the young nuns mindset, open and when Streap's nun closes it it shows not only her closemindedness but how she wants everyone to see things as she sees them. It's why see tells Amy Adams to keep her eyes open because she wants to see something because that is what she believes.
The thing is, the audience I saw this with oohed and ahhs and gasped and all kinds of other shit. They had gone to catholic school, had nuns like Streaps and blah blah blah. I wanted to hurt all of them for falling into the films grasp because really, the answer is thrown at you with so many awkward scenes and a few lines that you're stupid if you don't see the true answer, despite an openended finale.
And I can't do this review without talking about the acting. I think Streap is great in most of her roles. I think she fails in this role. She's all over the place with the character and instead of coming off as a very stern, somewhat of a bitch nun with a kinder side to her, she comes off as a manic depressive cunt. PSH is another person who I think is awesome. However, he asked the writer what the truth is and the writer has refused to openly comment on it as the whole point is you never know if he fucks the black boy. Well PSH said it would help him with the character but also to cast doubt on the other actors so it felt more real.
The problem here is that he plays into it too much. It makes some things obvious and everything falls back onto one line in the movie and it's during the first confrontation so if you see this then keep your ears open for it and then talk about it afterwards.
Not a terrible film but it's a useless one with some very odd acting choices from the cast and the film uses too many "subtle" images to push you into your conclusions instead of allowing you to make them yourself ala the play.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Doubt is about a nun who think a priest is molesting a kid. And it's all about doubting yourself, your faith and just everything in general. The only thing this film does is create an interesting conversation piece, at least the play did anyway.
The film is filled with little clues and annoying shots that are never explained and left to the viewer to notice and make sense of. Why does a light bulb blow out? WHy are the windows open? What's the point of the pen?
If you look close enough you'll find the answers like the windows show the young nuns mindset, open and when Streap's nun closes it it shows not only her closemindedness but how she wants everyone to see things as she sees them. It's why see tells Amy Adams to keep her eyes open because she wants to see something because that is what she believes.
The thing is, the audience I saw this with oohed and ahhs and gasped and all kinds of other shit. They had gone to catholic school, had nuns like Streaps and blah blah blah. I wanted to hurt all of them for falling into the films grasp because really, the answer is thrown at you with so many awkward scenes and a few lines that you're stupid if you don't see the true answer, despite an openended finale.
And I can't do this review without talking about the acting. I think Streap is great in most of her roles. I think she fails in this role. She's all over the place with the character and instead of coming off as a very stern, somewhat of a bitch nun with a kinder side to her, she comes off as a manic depressive cunt. PSH is another person who I think is awesome. However, he asked the writer what the truth is and the writer has refused to openly comment on it as the whole point is you never know if he fucks the black boy. Well PSH said it would help him with the character but also to cast doubt on the other actors so it felt more real.
The problem here is that he plays into it too much. It makes some things obvious and everything falls back onto one line in the movie and it's during the first confrontation so if you see this then keep your ears open for it and then talk about it afterwards.
Not a terrible film but it's a useless one with some very odd acting choices from the cast and the film uses too many "subtle" images to push you into your conclusions instead of allowing you to make them yourself ala the play.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Donkey Punch (Limited Release)
WTF is with these lame ass horror films. I can't even figure out how this one got a limited release. Remember Very bad Things back in 1998? It's like that but instead we have a hot orgy with full frontal from both sexes and one guy donkey punches a chick and she died and then there's all kinds of murder and mayhem.
The description online made me believe this was a murder mystery but it's nothing like that and if anything it just sucks. Besides the awesome nudity this piece of shit isn't worth the time of day so this is a total pass all around.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
movie - 0/5
The description online made me believe this was a murder mystery but it's nothing like that and if anything it just sucks. Besides the awesome nudity this piece of shit isn't worth the time of day so this is a total pass all around.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
movie - 0/5
The Tale of Despereaux
I read the book about 4 years ago and really enjoyed it for what it was. I had mixed feelings about a movie being made out of it and part of me was wishing for human and cgi stuff but instead it went with an odd animation choice for the humans but whatever. The story is kind of faithful I guess, from what I remember.
Besides the sub-par animation I think it holds up pretty well and should entertain kids but in a year with a lot of classics it's hard to really justify this one. I think that's why Coraline was pushed back into 2009 because the animated films this eyar either rocked hardcore or sucked a big one.
The Tale of Despereaux falls in the middle so while not worth a theatrical viewing, it might make a decent viewing on home video so wait until then to see it because Bolt is still playing which is easily the best animated film of the fall.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Besides the sub-par animation I think it holds up pretty well and should entertain kids but in a year with a lot of classics it's hard to really justify this one. I think that's why Coraline was pushed back into 2009 because the animated films this eyar either rocked hardcore or sucked a big one.
The Tale of Despereaux falls in the middle so while not worth a theatrical viewing, it might make a decent viewing on home video so wait until then to see it because Bolt is still playing which is easily the best animated film of the fall.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Religulous
It's kind of funny that.
A) I watched this film despite hating all religions
and
B)I saw Doubt right after this (review coming after this one)
This film was a fun waste of time. I don't know what else to say. It mocks all religion (which is okay with me ebcause I don't give two shits about religion) but if you're a holy roller then avoid it, you'll hate it.
It won't change anyone's mind about their faith and it's kind of a waste of time but hey, someone made it so I guess if you don't give a fuck about it then give it a viewing for shits and giggles... I don't know what else to say.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
Movie - 1/5
A) I watched this film despite hating all religions
and
B)I saw Doubt right after this (review coming after this one)
This film was a fun waste of time. I don't know what else to say. It mocks all religion (which is okay with me ebcause I don't give two shits about religion) but if you're a holy roller then avoid it, you'll hate it.
It won't change anyone's mind about their faith and it's kind of a waste of time but hey, someone made it so I guess if you don't give a fuck about it then give it a viewing for shits and giggles... I don't know what else to say.
Entertainment Value - 2/5
Movie - 1/5
Friday, December 26, 2008
Are You Scared 2 (advance DTV review)
I never saw the original and I don't think they are actually connected. However, what the fuck was this piece of shit? I know it's direct to video but this is worse than the shit that the Sci-Fi channel puts out.
Some friends join some cam online game gps hunt thing in the middle of nowhere. Tony Todd controls the cameras and some mad man is stalking them. It's a tedious movie, with camera work in vein of Diary of the Dead or Cloverfield. You know, one movie does it well and then everyone needs to do it.
This film doesn't even have good gore. Or acting or even footage. it looks like a video off of youtube. It's that badly done. I could probably make this movie in a weekend with some friends, a camera and some red cornstarch.
I don't recommend this film at all. One of the worst I've ever seen. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!
Entertainment Value - 0/5
Movie - 0/5
Some friends join some cam online game gps hunt thing in the middle of nowhere. Tony Todd controls the cameras and some mad man is stalking them. It's a tedious movie, with camera work in vein of Diary of the Dead or Cloverfield. You know, one movie does it well and then everyone needs to do it.
This film doesn't even have good gore. Or acting or even footage. it looks like a video off of youtube. It's that badly done. I could probably make this movie in a weekend with some friends, a camera and some red cornstarch.
I don't recommend this film at all. One of the worst I've ever seen. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!
Entertainment Value - 0/5
Movie - 0/5
Revolutionary Road
This was yet another hyped film for 2008 so I couldn't wait to see it, despite boring trailers. Well, to be fair the first part of the film is rather bland.
Perhaps that's harsh, the first part is beautiful to look at but the development is slow and at times tedious. It requires too much from the viewer without giving them anything to really think about.
Then comes the second half of the way where's it an emotional rollercoaster. One that had me on the edge of my seat, craving the conflict the anger, everything that was pouring out of the characters and the actors bring it to life with such ferocity that one can't help but think that Leo should already have the Oscar on his mantle.
So despite a lackluster beginning, the finale of the film is worth the price of admission. I highly recommend this one and if it isn't in my top 10 of 2008, it'll be damn close to it.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 4.5/ 5
Perhaps that's harsh, the first part is beautiful to look at but the development is slow and at times tedious. It requires too much from the viewer without giving them anything to really think about.
Then comes the second half of the way where's it an emotional rollercoaster. One that had me on the edge of my seat, craving the conflict the anger, everything that was pouring out of the characters and the actors bring it to life with such ferocity that one can't help but think that Leo should already have the Oscar on his mantle.
So despite a lackluster beginning, the finale of the film is worth the price of admission. I highly recommend this one and if it isn't in my top 10 of 2008, it'll be damn close to it.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 4.5/ 5
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Midnight Movie (bonus review)
This movie caught my eye. Sure I could be reviewing movies that count towards the blog but where's the fun in that? The idea is inetresting. A killer is some how sucked into a film and years later the film is shown again for the first time during a midnight showing at some rundown theater. He can then teleport in and out of the movie and kill people.
It sounds lame, I know but it keeps you on your toes ebcause you never know where or when the killer will appear. The gore is pretty good. The scares are kind of weak and the film within the film is a total ripoff of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
But still, our lead female is kind of hot, think taylor Swift and her curly hair (yum). And no one is exactly annoying. My favorite part is the burly guy bitching about the people ruining the movie with their talk. It's funny because the whole time is girlfriend is subtly giving him a blowjob (at first I thought she had vanished).
It's a decent rental for horror fans but I wouldn't buy it or anything. The ending comes from nowhere, almost as if they didn't know how to end the film.
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
It sounds lame, I know but it keeps you on your toes ebcause you never know where or when the killer will appear. The gore is pretty good. The scares are kind of weak and the film within the film is a total ripoff of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
But still, our lead female is kind of hot, think taylor Swift and her curly hair (yum). And no one is exactly annoying. My favorite part is the burly guy bitching about the people ruining the movie with their talk. It's funny because the whole time is girlfriend is subtly giving him a blowjob (at first I thought she had vanished).
It's a decent rental for horror fans but I wouldn't buy it or anything. The ending comes from nowhere, almost as if they didn't know how to end the film.
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Slumdog Millionaire
Boyle is a hit or miss director for me. I honestly don't think Trainspotting is that great of a film. But this film has been riding the hype train for a while but I'll admit to thinking nothing of it, due to it's name. Yes, I am one of those people.
I'll admit it still surprised me. The cinematography is beautiful at times (can't wait for a bluray release) and the acting, even from the kids is very good. At times it reminds me of City of God (another hyped film, but one I didn't care for).
Slumdog is about a guy who goes on the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and he makes it to the 20 million question. They think he's cheated because no one has ever gotten that far, let alone a slumdog.
The film shows you that from the start but jumps back to show the tv show and how he knows these different answers. It all comes together is a very tight finale, reminiscent of Run Lola Run and it left me hooked, I had to find out what happens.
One of the few times where I will utter the words "shoe in for Oscar". Yes, it's that good. It's been a year of shit but this is always the time for the good dramas to come out. Highly recommend as a theatrical viewing if it's playing in your area.
Entertainment Value - 5/5
Movie - 5/5
I'll admit it still surprised me. The cinematography is beautiful at times (can't wait for a bluray release) and the acting, even from the kids is very good. At times it reminds me of City of God (another hyped film, but one I didn't care for).
Slumdog is about a guy who goes on the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and he makes it to the 20 million question. They think he's cheated because no one has ever gotten that far, let alone a slumdog.
The film shows you that from the start but jumps back to show the tv show and how he knows these different answers. It all comes together is a very tight finale, reminiscent of Run Lola Run and it left me hooked, I had to find out what happens.
One of the few times where I will utter the words "shoe in for Oscar". Yes, it's that good. It's been a year of shit but this is always the time for the good dramas to come out. Highly recommend as a theatrical viewing if it's playing in your area.
Entertainment Value - 5/5
Movie - 5/5
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Yes Man
I like Jim but he hasn't really done anything worth while in a long time. Not even his serious stuff has been good and now that I think about it, Truman Show might be his last good film.
Most people think of Yes Man as Liar Liar 2 and at first glance I guess it is but once you get a bit further into the movie he's doing it all for a selfish reason.
The idea is that by saying yes to everything you ultimately get great deals from fate. Be it a new girlfriend, better job ect but we all know the true story of the film is that it's always nice to say yes but it isn't always the correct answer.
Here's a funny story for you guys. I work in the medical field so I constantly joke with my female co-workers that one of them should call off one day and say they have ganaria. Oddly enough when the main character meets his ex-wife (early in the film), he wants to leave the bar so his excuse is "I have ganaria". Which I found way too funny and I will now force all co-workers to see this movie for that line (or at least watch it via other means...)
Either way, Yes Man is an okay movie. It breaks no new ground, does nothing special or new and could pass for Liar Liar 2, which brings up the question of how desperate Jimmy boy is to actually pick this script and not realize he already did something similar to it already. rental perhaps but not a theatrical viewing.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Most people think of Yes Man as Liar Liar 2 and at first glance I guess it is but once you get a bit further into the movie he's doing it all for a selfish reason.
The idea is that by saying yes to everything you ultimately get great deals from fate. Be it a new girlfriend, better job ect but we all know the true story of the film is that it's always nice to say yes but it isn't always the correct answer.
Here's a funny story for you guys. I work in the medical field so I constantly joke with my female co-workers that one of them should call off one day and say they have ganaria. Oddly enough when the main character meets his ex-wife (early in the film), he wants to leave the bar so his excuse is "I have ganaria". Which I found way too funny and I will now force all co-workers to see this movie for that line (or at least watch it via other means...)
Either way, Yes Man is an okay movie. It breaks no new ground, does nothing special or new and could pass for Liar Liar 2, which brings up the question of how desperate Jimmy boy is to actually pick this script and not realize he already did something similar to it already. rental perhaps but not a theatrical viewing.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Frost/Nixon (LIMITED RELEASE)
This seems to be the year of movies based on broadway plays. First we had Mamma Mia and then we get a double dose with this movie and Doubt. I knew very little about the play and movie so I was interested in seeing it (and not paying $120 for a play ticket).
It's an inetresting film. It really reminded me of The Queen. With the filming technique, wouldn't be surprised if it was directed by the same person or not.
Either way I found this movie to be solid all around. From the acting to everything else. it flows well and has a story to tell. Best picture? No but it's a damn fine drama piece.
Entertainment Value - 3.5/5
Movie - 4.5 /5
It's an inetresting film. It really reminded me of The Queen. With the filming technique, wouldn't be surprised if it was directed by the same person or not.
Either way I found this movie to be solid all around. From the acting to everything else. it flows well and has a story to tell. Best picture? No but it's a damn fine drama piece.
Entertainment Value - 3.5/5
Movie - 4.5 /5
The Day the Earth Stood Still
I died a little inside when I heard this was being remade. I've seen, loved and own the original so unlike a few others in the world this one had to really impress me other it was another useless remake.
Reeves is the perfect monotone actor for an alien who just doesn't give a fuck. Too bad Jayden Smith has the acting talent of his mother. He sticks up the screen and should forever be banned from movie sets. Seriously, this kid can't act to save his life.
The special efefcts in this film are perhaps the only reason to really bother with it but unlike ID4 or MIB this isn't a very interesting film. It's very dry and rather predictable. The ending kind of sucks to but whatever.
Not a totally piece of shit but I'll recommend a dvd viewing and nothing else.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Reeves is the perfect monotone actor for an alien who just doesn't give a fuck. Too bad Jayden Smith has the acting talent of his mother. He sticks up the screen and should forever be banned from movie sets. Seriously, this kid can't act to save his life.
The special efefcts in this film are perhaps the only reason to really bother with it but unlike ID4 or MIB this isn't a very interesting film. It's very dry and rather predictable. The ending kind of sucks to but whatever.
Not a totally piece of shit but I'll recommend a dvd viewing and nothing else.
Entertainment value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 2.5 /5
Friday, December 19, 2008
Gran Torino (advance review)
Everyone knows I don't like Eastwood. I think he's a douchbag and untalented. Relying on nothing more than a twist to try and shock his viewers (Mystic River, that boxing movie, and now this).
Eastwood plays a hradass vet. His wife just died, he hates these god damn gooks who live near him and blah blah blah.
He saves a gook. the gook community is all like omg we love you long time blah blah blah.
So in the end he, who killed gooks in the war, now gives his everything for the gooks. Isn't that a deep movie? I use gook because that is what he calls them in the movie. Not just to others but to their face, even when he befriends them but you know what? That's okay! Because he's Clint Eastwood.
SO tomorrow while I'm out and I see a black person I'm going to call them a nigger or an asian a gook because it's okay. And this is where the movie fails. A film like American History X used it's themes to mold the characters and it isn't done in such a way in this one.
entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 1/5
Eastwood plays a hradass vet. His wife just died, he hates these god damn gooks who live near him and blah blah blah.
He saves a gook. the gook community is all like omg we love you long time blah blah blah.
So in the end he, who killed gooks in the war, now gives his everything for the gooks. Isn't that a deep movie? I use gook because that is what he calls them in the movie. Not just to others but to their face, even when he befriends them but you know what? That's okay! Because he's Clint Eastwood.
SO tomorrow while I'm out and I see a black person I'm going to call them a nigger or an asian a gook because it's okay. And this is where the movie fails. A film like American History X used it's themes to mold the characters and it isn't done in such a way in this one.
entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 1/5
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Seven Pounds (ADVANCE REVIEW)
In an odd twist of fate I got my hands on this film before release. It's a possible Oscar contender and the studio has asked critics to not review the film before Friday due to the "dark subject matter".
With that being said I'm not a "real" critic and the studio can blow me. I thought the idea of the film was interesting from the trailer. Someone trying to atone for something by finding 7 people to donate a part to.
And basically that's the whole point of the film. It's not a story about redemption in the typical sense. It's a pretty good film. Not the best of the year but solid, and one with solid performances. Smith's final scenes are rather badly acted but hey, he is married to Jada Pinkett and to witness her terrible acting catch the opening of Scream 2 (seriously, how can she not be ashamed of that act "talent".)
So anyway, long story short. It's a solid film all around. It's worth a viewing, it doesn't have some super omega ultra awesome secret twist ending. The opening is the ending, it's not a happy go lucky love story ala The Notebook where everything is sunshine and rainbows in a nursing home. So I do recommend this film during the crowded holiday Oscar rush but it won't be winning any awards.
Entertainment Value - 4.5/5
Movie - 4/5
With that being said I'm not a "real" critic and the studio can blow me. I thought the idea of the film was interesting from the trailer. Someone trying to atone for something by finding 7 people to donate a part to.
And basically that's the whole point of the film. It's not a story about redemption in the typical sense. It's a pretty good film. Not the best of the year but solid, and one with solid performances. Smith's final scenes are rather badly acted but hey, he is married to Jada Pinkett and to witness her terrible acting catch the opening of Scream 2 (seriously, how can she not be ashamed of that act "talent".)
So anyway, long story short. It's a solid film all around. It's worth a viewing, it doesn't have some super omega ultra awesome secret twist ending. The opening is the ending, it's not a happy go lucky love story ala The Notebook where everything is sunshine and rainbows in a nursing home. So I do recommend this film during the crowded holiday Oscar rush but it won't be winning any awards.
Entertainment Value - 4.5/5
Movie - 4/5
Punisher: War Zone
The last Punisher film wasn't good and I had no hope for this one. What with a new actor and all. Well, in year full of awesome comic films the Punisher doesn't hold off.
It starts off strong with a decent action scene but the screen play really seems to hinder the film from being worth watching. Some of the lines are bad, worse than something you'd hear on Heroes (which is a great show but some lines are bad).
I wouldn't recommend Punisher in the theater but it would be an okay rental for a rainy night. I'll say pass on this one for sure unless you're a fan of the comics because some characters do pop in.
entertainment value - 3/5
movie - 2/5
It starts off strong with a decent action scene but the screen play really seems to hinder the film from being worth watching. Some of the lines are bad, worse than something you'd hear on Heroes (which is a great show but some lines are bad).
I wouldn't recommend Punisher in the theater but it would be an okay rental for a rainy night. I'll say pass on this one for sure unless you're a fan of the comics because some characters do pop in.
entertainment value - 3/5
movie - 2/5
Monday, December 15, 2008
Cadillac Records
Dear Beyonce,
You can't act. You're rather bad and you keep stanking up these "Oscar" films so please go back to "singing" but too bad your new cd is a load of ass.
The film is okay. It really reminds me of Dreamgirls in a way and it's really not a very interesting story. I liked none of the characters, they all came off as assholes and I'll be sad if this gets an Oscar nomination for best picture.
Mediocre and not worth the time of day to view it on video or dvd. Typical drama.
entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 2/5
You can't act. You're rather bad and you keep stanking up these "Oscar" films so please go back to "singing" but too bad your new cd is a load of ass.
The film is okay. It really reminds me of Dreamgirls in a way and it's really not a very interesting story. I liked none of the characters, they all came off as assholes and I'll be sad if this gets an Oscar nomination for best picture.
Mediocre and not worth the time of day to view it on video or dvd. Typical drama.
entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 2/5
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Nothing Like the Holidays
These movies are made for certain types of people. This is aimed to get the hispanics into the theater. It's your typical holiday film with crazy families, death and whatever else is a cliche these days,
It has a decent cast, it works and it even has a token white chick who is annoying to the family and in the end they just don't get her, most likely because she is white.
But still it's an okay movie. I'll never view it again but I won't have to. So if you fit the target audience, go see it or you might not get more movies like it. Otherwise pass, there are better family holiday films out there.
Entertainment value - 2/5
movie - 2/5
It has a decent cast, it works and it even has a token white chick who is annoying to the family and in the end they just don't get her, most likely because she is white.
But still it's an okay movie. I'll never view it again but I won't have to. So if you fit the target audience, go see it or you might not get more movies like it. Otherwise pass, there are better family holiday films out there.
Entertainment value - 2/5
movie - 2/5
Delgo
WTF is this movie? It came out of nowhere, has a huge cast list of known actors (One of which died three years ago) and yet it some how gets a theatrical release despite copying a slew of other films and being a run of the mill animated fantasy film.
It does look nice and some of the character designs are good but as whole this movie was boring (except one fight scene). Rest of the film just felt like it would never end and when it finally did I couldn't believe it because it felt like it took me all morning to watch it.
Avoid this one boys and girls. It isn't worth the time or money. I doubt even little kids would get much enjoyment from it.
Entertainment value - 1/5
movie - .5 /5
It does look nice and some of the character designs are good but as whole this movie was boring (except one fight scene). Rest of the film just felt like it would never end and when it finally did I couldn't believe it because it felt like it took me all morning to watch it.
Avoid this one boys and girls. It isn't worth the time or money. I doubt even little kids would get much enjoyment from it.
Entertainment value - 1/5
movie - .5 /5
Pulse 3 (advance DTV review)
The original Pulse (from Japan) was fantastic. The remake was horrible but most are. The DTV sequel was one of the worst I've seen and I may have reviewed it in this blog so imagine my surprise when I heard a 3rd one was made. Really? Two flops and you still whore the series out?
To be honest this was a decent effort. It starts off strong, right before the midway point of the original film and then jump forward to the refugee camps. A girl finds a pc, someone named Adam is on it and she ventures outt o find him.
In no ways is it original or anything but it was a decent film. It held my interest and while I wouldn't completely recommend it, if you liked the other 2 films I see no reason to not see this one. It's okay.
Entertainment value - 2/5
movie - 2/5
To be honest this was a decent effort. It starts off strong, right before the midway point of the original film and then jump forward to the refugee camps. A girl finds a pc, someone named Adam is on it and she ventures outt o find him.
In no ways is it original or anything but it was a decent film. It held my interest and while I wouldn't completely recommend it, if you liked the other 2 films I see no reason to not see this one. It's okay.
Entertainment value - 2/5
movie - 2/5
Saturday, December 13, 2008
An American Carol
My normal theater never got this but a smaller one near me did. It looks like a porn theater and I have limits to what I will endure for this challenge. So I considered this a limited release and oh goody it's released on dvd right before the end of the year.
Date Movie, Epic Movie and the other dumb movies can't compare to this film.
It's balls to the wall American bullshit. It's a hater of documentary filmmaker Moore. It takes the theme of a Christmas Carol and makes it look like the World Trade Center is Moore's fault.
It's a tasteless film and not in a good way, say like Postal. Instead it tries to take jabs but comes off as utter white trash and even includes performances frm Trace Adkins, guess Toby Keith wasn't available.
Avoid this piece of shit at all costs.
entertainment value - 0/5
Movie - 0/5
Date Movie, Epic Movie and the other dumb movies can't compare to this film.
It's balls to the wall American bullshit. It's a hater of documentary filmmaker Moore. It takes the theme of a Christmas Carol and makes it look like the World Trade Center is Moore's fault.
It's a tasteless film and not in a good way, say like Postal. Instead it tries to take jabs but comes off as utter white trash and even includes performances frm Trace Adkins, guess Toby Keith wasn't available.
Avoid this piece of shit at all costs.
entertainment value - 0/5
Movie - 0/5
Milk
Hot off the heals of a Golden Globe nomination I get my hands on this film. It's still in limited release and I don't see it advancing past that unless it gets an Oscar nomination.
Milk tells the story of a gay man who rises to power in California (I think). The trailers turned me off with Penn's stereotypical homosexual acting. Perhaps the man really acted that way in real life so I'll give Penn the benefit of a doubt.
To be fair though I never heard of this story. It wasn't something that was brought up in school but hey American schools go out of the way to ignore the stuff that might put a damper on the countries reputation.
Anyway, the performances are actually really solid, despite the flamboyant acting of Penn, whom is nominated for best actor at the Golden Globes. It's a well made film to be honest.
Did nothing wrong, tells a story that hasn't been told yet. Is it best picture worthy? Not really, it doesn't bedazzle the viewer in any way. But whatever, give it a viewing on dvd for sure and if it hits the cinema near you, check it out as well.
entertainment value - 3/5
Movie - 4.5 /5
Milk tells the story of a gay man who rises to power in California (I think). The trailers turned me off with Penn's stereotypical homosexual acting. Perhaps the man really acted that way in real life so I'll give Penn the benefit of a doubt.
To be fair though I never heard of this story. It wasn't something that was brought up in school but hey American schools go out of the way to ignore the stuff that might put a damper on the countries reputation.
Anyway, the performances are actually really solid, despite the flamboyant acting of Penn, whom is nominated for best actor at the Golden Globes. It's a well made film to be honest.
Did nothing wrong, tells a story that hasn't been told yet. Is it best picture worthy? Not really, it doesn't bedazzle the viewer in any way. But whatever, give it a viewing on dvd for sure and if it hits the cinema near you, check it out as well.
entertainment value - 3/5
Movie - 4.5 /5
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!
I admit it. The original film was so bad that it was piss your pants funny. This sequel, which did get a limited theatrical release goes way over the top with our lads going to some gay weekend in Fort Lauderdale where they ened to fuck as much as possible and collect stamps, the winner will get a crown for gay gone wild!!!!
It's all pretty lame and for the longest time I didn't find it as funny as the original, maybe because this one tries to be more original but then a musical number about golden showers came out of nowhere, followed by a zombie Thriller dance rape scene which was totally wtf.
Yes, it's funny, yes it sterotypes and has Perez Hilton but it isn't for anyone. Unless your gay you won't love this film and this is coming from a straight guy who found the original to be hysterical. Oh well...
Entertainment Value - 1/5
Movie - 1.5 /5
It's all pretty lame and for the longest time I didn't find it as funny as the original, maybe because this one tries to be more original but then a musical number about golden showers came out of nowhere, followed by a zombie Thriller dance rape scene which was totally wtf.
Yes, it's funny, yes it sterotypes and has Perez Hilton but it isn't for anyone. Unless your gay you won't love this film and this is coming from a straight guy who found the original to be hysterical. Oh well...
Entertainment Value - 1/5
Movie - 1.5 /5
Thursday, December 11, 2008
City of Ember
This movie seemed okay I guess. A little like Bioshock. I sort of wanted to see it and a friend read the book and said it was good (it has a number of sequels as well).
Well, it's a good movie actually. It wasn't what I was expecting but it provided solid visuals, camera work and acting, even from the young cast. Kids might not get as much enjoyment but tweens seem to be the target audience.
Once you reach 12 years of age you are givena job. Our heroine wants to be a messanger while our hero wants to be a pipe cleaner or something. They receive the wrong jobs but switch with each other. He wants to fix the lights, which keepm flickering.
It's seemed to be a mix of Bioshock and The Giver (which is a fantastic book and could easily make a fantastic movie, if ever tried). I really expect a lot from these movies that are brought to us by Walden media, they tend to stick true to the stories while bringing everything to life (Narnia, ect).
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 3/5
Well, it's a good movie actually. It wasn't what I was expecting but it provided solid visuals, camera work and acting, even from the young cast. Kids might not get as much enjoyment but tweens seem to be the target audience.
Once you reach 12 years of age you are givena job. Our heroine wants to be a messanger while our hero wants to be a pipe cleaner or something. They receive the wrong jobs but switch with each other. He wants to fix the lights, which keepm flickering.
It's seemed to be a mix of Bioshock and The Giver (which is a fantastic book and could easily make a fantastic movie, if ever tried). I really expect a lot from these movies that are brought to us by Walden media, they tend to stick true to the stories while bringing everything to life (Narnia, ect).
Entertainment Value - 2.5 /5
Movie - 3/5
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
The Changeling
I'm a huge hater of Eastwood. I find him to be a complete asshole but whatever. I still wanted to see The Changeling and the only promising thing about it was that he wasn't going to be in it at least.
Call me surprised but this is easily one of the best films of 2008. It's solid all around from the set designs, to the great acting, even from the kids (the one comes off as rather coldhearted) and Angelina does a great job, so much so that you really can't argue if she can or can't act.
A woman's son goes missing, the police don't believe her and then they find her son except she doesn't think it's her son. It provides an interesting story, one that is supposedly based in fact but one I've never heard of or even after watching this taken the time to see how fact based the original story is.
Either way I highly recommend this film. My local skanky theater got it so while it's a limited release I'm sure most will get it as it's a shoe in for best picture at the Oscars.
Entertainment Value - 4/5
Movie - 5/5
Call me surprised but this is easily one of the best films of 2008. It's solid all around from the set designs, to the great acting, even from the kids (the one comes off as rather coldhearted) and Angelina does a great job, so much so that you really can't argue if she can or can't act.
A woman's son goes missing, the police don't believe her and then they find her son except she doesn't think it's her son. It provides an interesting story, one that is supposedly based in fact but one I've never heard of or even after watching this taken the time to see how fact based the original story is.
Either way I highly recommend this film. My local skanky theater got it so while it's a limited release I'm sure most will get it as it's a shoe in for best picture at the Oscars.
Entertainment Value - 4/5
Movie - 5/5
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Tunnel Rats (Bonus Review)
Everyone knows I'm a Uwe Boll fan but whatever. I hate war films so this could have gone either way for me. oddly enough it's a pretty good film, and that isn't me being all Boll fanatic.
The film has a rather good soundtrack, perhaps not Apocalypse Now but it's damn good. The cinematography is really well and you won't believe this but even the acting is pretty good, as are the action scenes. It's almost as if Boll took the hate to heart and wanted to say fuck you to the haters and create a solid film and it's a shame it isn't getting a theatrical release in the states.
I'd give this a solid rental recommendation, it could be hit or miss, depending if you like war films but I liked it and it looked great on regular dvd.
Entertainment value - 3/5
Movie - 3.5 /5
The film has a rather good soundtrack, perhaps not Apocalypse Now but it's damn good. The cinematography is really well and you won't believe this but even the acting is pretty good, as are the action scenes. It's almost as if Boll took the hate to heart and wanted to say fuck you to the haters and create a solid film and it's a shame it isn't getting a theatrical release in the states.
I'd give this a solid rental recommendation, it could be hit or miss, depending if you like war films but I liked it and it looked great on regular dvd.
Entertainment value - 3/5
Movie - 3.5 /5
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Australia
The original trailer for this made it look a bit iffy and really it never grasped me as a true Oscar contender but then the buzz hit the net so I figured, hey it might be good.
That's when the normal reviews came out and it seemed split down the middle. Many disliked the film while others thought it was okay.
I guess it's an okay film. I've seen better and it's obvious that it is trying to be a classic like Casablanca but it just doesn't deliver. It's from from a great epic and to be honest the film tends to drag more than anything else.
The main cast does an excellent job though and almost make the film worth watching. The flaw in acting though is the terrible acting from the kid. Seriously, it's bad. Either way though I can't recommend the film. A maybe for video rental but not worth the 3 hours you'll spend in the theater with this one.
Entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 2.5 /5
That's when the normal reviews came out and it seemed split down the middle. Many disliked the film while others thought it was okay.
I guess it's an okay film. I've seen better and it's obvious that it is trying to be a classic like Casablanca but it just doesn't deliver. It's from from a great epic and to be honest the film tends to drag more than anything else.
The main cast does an excellent job though and almost make the film worth watching. The flaw in acting though is the terrible acting from the kid. Seriously, it's bad. Either way though I can't recommend the film. A maybe for video rental but not worth the 3 hours you'll spend in the theater with this one.
Entertainment value - 1/5
movie - 2.5 /5
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Resident Evil: Degeneration (advance DTV review)
I'm a huge Resident Evil fan. The movies aren't very good but I was interested in this new CG movie which promised to bring some favorites back into the action. It's due in January 2009 but I got my hands on it early.
The animation is smooth and more times than not it looks above par. Sadly the English vocie cast is rather bad and not in a RE1 kind of way but whatever, it gets the job done.
My biggest problem with the film is that Tyrant talks which totally ruins it for me. Fans will eat this film up, which is good because maybe we'll get a new one but it does have a few minor flaws. Either way I do recommend checking it out.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 3/5
The animation is smooth and more times than not it looks above par. Sadly the English vocie cast is rather bad and not in a RE1 kind of way but whatever, it gets the job done.
My biggest problem with the film is that Tyrant talks which totally ruins it for me. Fans will eat this film up, which is good because maybe we'll get a new one but it does have a few minor flaws. Either way I do recommend checking it out.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 3/5
December Release Dates
I can't believe we're at the end guys. I'm missing 3 movies right now. Care to help me out? I need to see Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Haunting of Molyl Hartley, and Australia which I may go and see this Sunday.
It's been a tough challenge since the summer began and some films lasting only a week and gas prices reaching an all time high. December starts off slow and the holiday is a whole lot of trouble. It's unlikely I'll be 100% done but you know what, it'll be close.
Without further delay, here's the December release list.
5th - Punisher: War Zone
12th - Nothing Like the Holidays
12th - Day the Earth Stood Still
12th - Delgo
19th - 7 pounds
19th - tale of despereaux
19th - yes man
26th - bedtime stories
26th - the spirit
26th - Valkyrie
26th - marley and me
26th - curious case of Benjamin button
It's been a tough challenge since the summer began and some films lasting only a week and gas prices reaching an all time high. December starts off slow and the holiday is a whole lot of trouble. It's unlikely I'll be 100% done but you know what, it'll be close.
Without further delay, here's the December release list.
12th - Nothing Like the Holidays
12th - Day the Earth Stood Still
12th - Delgo
19th - 7 pounds
19th - tale of despereaux
19th - yes man
26th - bedtime stories
26th - the spirit
26th - marley and me
Four Christmases
This movie looked rather funny from the previews and I like the cast so I figured why not? Someone I know saw it before me and said it was crap so my expectations quickly dropped but I must say it isn't a terrible film.
Not the best holiday movie, not exactly family friendly but it's a fun little movie. I am sometimes wish I could skip Christmas and go to Fiji...
Either way, the film does what it can. A lot of the stuff is in the trailers but there are some good bits that aren't. The film goes a tired and cliched route but it doesn't feel that way by the end, despite a very predictable ending.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 2.5/5
Not the best holiday movie, not exactly family friendly but it's a fun little movie. I am sometimes wish I could skip Christmas and go to Fiji...
Either way, the film does what it can. A lot of the stuff is in the trailers but there are some good bits that aren't. The film goes a tired and cliched route but it doesn't feel that way by the end, despite a very predictable ending.
Entertainment Value - 3/5
Movie - 2.5/5
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