All the Boys Love Mandy Lane was a film due for release well over a year ago but the Einstein company shelved it and are releasing it this May into theaters. Oh joy!
Thankfully I've suffered for you and have now watched the first film of 2008 so far. I could sit here and tell you it was interesting, well acted and had a very deep script.
But it doesn't have any of those things. The characters suck and are too stereotypical for their own good. The plot is dumb as it's about a once average girl becoming hot one summer and going with a bunch of cool hip teens to a ranch for a weekend. Sex and other shit happens and people start to die.
Then the ending came and I was confused, the filming for this title is atrosiouc and didn't help my understanding of the convoluted plot twists and other shit they try to throw at you.
Just a god awful film. Save your money and pretend you never heard of this piece of shit. Hell, now that I think about it the god damn title doesn't even make sense for this film.
Entertainment Value - 1/2 / 5
Movie - 1/2 / 5
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